"This will also pass." --King Soloman--
Twisty and immoral juxtaposition, ay?
"Ow, fuck."
Please don't judge me by this post. I'm not signing it.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Stomach Pains Equal Cognitive Dissonance
My stomach feels like an apple submerged in boiling vinegar, Pepto-Bismo, Gas-X, and colon cleansers. As I write this, I'm fruitlessly sitting on the toilet, thinking how twisted this world is; how twisted my stomach is; how twisted my mind is. The only phrase I can think of is, "Ow, fuck."
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