A salad of various emotions fleet through me as I begin to write this blog: I'm partly excited and partly scared; i'm anxious and self-concious. I can't help but wonder whether all you previous blogosphere virgins also experienced such webbed and tangled emotions during your first blog drafts. I bet you did.
Recently, I was fortuitously seduced into joining the blogosphere by an amazing and talented young lady in Miami. She told me, in a daydream, that I can break my virginity on her. Yikes! I got excited because the chick is older, wiser, and far more experienced in this world than I am. The sexual 'luck' never struck, however; nor did I want it to (for reasons of virtue). It struck at me in different way; it led me to be here right now, punching the keys on my computer, and breaking my blog virginity with her on my mind. Struck, struck, struck--I like that onomatopoeia. Pop! That was quick.
I beg pardon for confusing the reader with the layout of this blog: for the life of me, I cannot avoid paralleling it to all these tangled emotions. It would be a different story if a Nazi had a gun to my temple. But there isn't a Nazi here; nor a brute, nor a friend--just you. And I assure you that I won't compose anymore fruitless blogs for now on--this is just a test run. Testing-one-two, testing-one-two. Perfect. Now, my heart throbs and two fingers are crossed in my imaginary mind. I'm wishing that my readers will have a positive opinions about the Bold & Humble after reading this. I'd cross my real, organic fingers, but they're occupied typing the rest of this thought. Now, my mind is flustered; the two crossed fingers blur away. The lady in Miami pops in; a Nazi; a spider-web; a pumping, bloody heart; sex; lady in Miami; virtue; vice; me; you..........Eureka! You can see how things can start to get complicated. Please excuse,
Your Bold & Humble,
Most Confused and Excited Blogger,
Rubix
she's older and smarter... but not good enough to take your virginity!!?
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ReplyDeleteNice question. The answer is that she did take my virginity, just not literally. The quote "Struck, struck, struck...Pop! So quick" represents both the luck of being able to create this blog and the Echoism of--well--use your imagination. "Pop." No hints.
I don't want to confuse you by leading you to think that she seduced me physically. She didn't; that was a mere "daydream." The virgin/seduction/sex references are only metaphors for first-time bloggers. My mistake if I confused you. If the seduction was in fact literal, then yes, I think she'd be "good" enough to take my virginity in the sense of the word. I'm not a prodigy or anything. There are few reasons, nevertheless, why I wouldn't let that happen: for one, I wouldn't violate the Judea-Christian law that states, "Thou shall not [have sex before marriage]." I'm not belittling or making light of this prohibition; I really believe in it. Besides, she's a mother, eight years older than I am, and a good friend of the family. I wouldn't want to make things awkward. I think it goes along the lines of the saying, "why fix something that's not broken" (unknown)? I bet she reads this comment. SCB, pray, forgive me! i'm so embarrassed. What did I get myself into? Dee, you little fuck. Why'd you ask such a complicated question? Let's recap. In short: yes, she's good enough; no, not happening (for reasons of virtue and logic). I'll leave you with that--I hope you're satisfied.
Best,
Rubix